Cut the grass? Huh?

Spotted in Brookfield, WI. If I ever have a house & get old & retired….I’m so gonna make these to put smiles on the faces of the process servers of the future. :)

So…Bossman (who is my boss & also my ex-husband….whew!…I know…scandalous!) had me create these calling cards.  We leave them in doors/mailboxes/etc. so people can get back to us about when/how we can serve ‘em.  So yeah….there are these.  Michael Jackson. :) They were created before his death & all the drama around that….but they kind of crack me up.  There’s also a Paris Hilton one (“Call me…it’s hot!”)….and a few others.  I’ll take pics when I get to ‘em. :)

As far as I know we still haven’t found anyone at this house….if we do, my money’s on a troll.